Do your interests and hobbies get in the way of your social and love life? Are you a geeky guy who can't seem to find a girl that has the same interests as you? Are you a nice guy, who happens to be in his thirties and is a virgin?
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Then come. Learn how to be a HUGE D-bag from the best. Mystery will teach you how to put down women using pseudo-psychology meant to lower their self value and trick them into getting into bed with you.
You'll also learn some overly rehearsed one-liners, how to dress like a six year old vampire freak (goggles and leather anyone) and get a magician/American gladiator/Superhero name likes Blaze or Lightening Bolt.
In addition, you'll be known forever as that dude who became an asshole overnight simply by repeating "Do you brush or floss first."
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