Wednesday, April 30, 2008

STARS: THEY'RE NOT LIKE US!


Mariah Carey is engaged to someone called Nick Cannon. He bought her a huge blinging 17 carat ring with rare diamonds that he can't afford. E=MC debt for life. (Page Six)

Charlie Sheen is a whore mongering pervert. Also, it's Weds. and the earth is round. (NY Post)

J. Lo's TLC show to be one long commercial for her newest fragrance. (People)


Vanilla Ice, who mistook his wife for a chump he needed to wax like a candle, has had domestic abuse charges against him dropped. I think he's on a roll and it's time to go solo. (E! News)

Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris. Every musician who is accused of selling out can now use the line, "At least I never wrote a song for Paris fucking Hilton," as a comeback. (People)








1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just wrote about Nick and Mariah over on Highbrid Nation and I was interested in seeing what others had to say. It's really looking official. Nick is indeed "wild'n out" and Mariah's mid-life crisis is in full swing. I know Nick has dough but how does he just keep dropping 2 million plus on engagement rings? i don't care how much money you have. That's a waste of money. He could have fed a village of starving Africans for one year with that money. What a dummy.