Mariah Carey is engaged to someone called Nick Cannon. He bought her a huge blinging 17 carat ring with rare diamonds that he can't afford. E=MC debt for life. (Page Six)
J. Lo's TLC show to be one long commercial for her newest fragrance. (People)
Vanilla Ice, who mistook his wife for a chump he needed to wax like a candle, has had domestic abuse charges against him dropped. I think he's on a roll and it's time to go solo. (E! News)
Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris. Every musician who is accused of selling out can now use the line, "At least I never wrote a song for Paris fucking Hilton," as a comeback. (People)

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I just wrote about Nick and Mariah over on Highbrid Nation and I was interested in seeing what others had to say. It's really looking official. Nick is indeed "wild'n out" and Mariah's mid-life crisis is in full swing. I know Nick has dough but how does he just keep dropping 2 million plus on engagement rings? i don't care how much money you have. That's a waste of money. He could have fed a village of starving Africans for one year with that money. What a dummy.
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