All three candidates have some how been convinced to go on WWE tonight. Check out the clip above and answer me this, "Do you smell what Barack is cooking?" Hill-Rod? McCainiacs?
Monday, April 21, 2008
CANDIDATES REACH ALL TIME LOW WITH HULK HOGAN IMPERSONATIONS
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it may seem monumentally stupid to you, but white men are going to be a swing vote in this election. particularly white blue collars. WWE plays to 18-34 year old men, most of whom fit this most sought after demographic.
D(an)Darling,
Thank you for your comment. But maybe, just maybe, instead of going on a TV show, which promotes violence as entertainment (just saying)Hill-Rod, Barack Attack and McCainiac can just compete in the worlds first presidential race in history coducted via reality TV. Just think of all the people who vote for american idol? This is clearly what it will take to motivate the American population.
Called "Race to the Whitehouse" (obvs.) the candidates will compete in various reality memes like eating something supposedly disgusting that is actually a forgeign delicacy. This will be given to them by a dignatory from (insert third world country). Then they can have a booty shake dance off - if they win the challenge their stance n gay marraige gets enacted (or stays the same in McCain's case). At some point there will be bowling in Atoosa.
Near the end they'll have a Bachelor-esque 'meet the family' segment. Obama's racist grandma will get scared during a Clinton rally in harlem. Chaos will ensue. After everything has settled and cleared from a Charlie Manson style race war, McCain will be raised from his cyrogenic container and President Bush will bestow a coronaion rose on the candidate who performed most patriotically in every challenge.
I hear a ratings winner.
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