BRILLIANT INTERNET IDEA: EX-BOYFRIEND JEWELRY

Ex Boyfriend Jewelry is one of the best web sites I've ever heard of and I dear readers, am an Internet expert. The site lets you buy, sell, trade all the crap your ex gave you, plus you can blog your rage and heartbreak. Use the cash to buy a new sexy black dress or items you can use to exact your revenge. I wonder how much a pink bunny rabbit, an old sweatshirt, a crappy comic book of our relationship and some cheesy perfume from Body Shop will get me? God, my ex sucks!***

Speaking of gifts I have to tell this story. This ex did give me all of the above, but to be honest there is actually a lot more stuff. Nothing sellable, but cds, beauty products, dvd's and random odds and ends. Which is great right? Except when it isn't. Said ex worked as a writer and got these things for free but would try and pass them off as his own. A recreation of an actual event:

X: I got you the new Black Eyed Peas CD?
Me: Really? Why?
X: You love them.
Me: No I don't. But wait...you walked into a store and purchased this because you were thinking about me.
X: Absolutely.
Me: It's not out for three months.
X: How do you know that if you don't like them?
Me: You're a bastard.
X: Give it back. Give fergie and Will.i.am back.

And of course I wouldn't give it back which then led to an on the ground half fake half serious shameless wrestling match over who would win the priceless chance to listen to My Humps before everyone else. Sad.